Team Fortress 2 Review.

dickcockballs · 06-01-2008, 04:29 AM

Hey guys just thought i would make a tf2 review, tell me what your opinions are and stuff

Gameplay: Alot of fun most of the time, although most of the classes could do with a bit of tweaking.. its mostly spam atm.

Classes
Scout: Fast little ****s that will run circles around you hitting you with a baseball bat

Used for capping flags/objectives and getting members of the opposing teams blood pressure up.

Soldier:The rocket launcher Best used jumping and spamming at the enemies feet. Get up close to your enemies and be prepared to dominate, this class makes you rage and needs to be changed imo!

Pyro: The spys worst enemy. Getting spammed by a randoms flamethrower when disguised Would have to be the most annoying thing ever!. Again: Get up close, spam your enemy = win

Demoman: Just when you thought tf2 couldn't get anymore annoying this little guy is armed with auto detonating bombs and sticky bombs. Both like a grenade launcher.. Wouldn't be one of the funnest classes to play.

Hwguy: Probably one of my favourites, Slow running speed but when accompanied by a decent medic you can smash face.. Doesn't have an accurate gun - but it has a fast firing rate to make up for it.

Engineer: One of the most important members on any team, can make teleports, sentries and dispensers. Setup a dispenser + sentry in a corner and watch out for spys.. Remember to always upgrade your sentries when you can!

Medic: Good class, but this is probably not very fun to play.. Constantly holding down mouse1 and getting shot at whilst healing someone. The "ubercharge" gradually increases when you heal someone, and it will make you invincible for a few moments.. Just make sure you stay connected to the person you "ubered" and dominate. The needle gun is **** unless its at very close range.

Sniper: Pretty much the only class that requires aim.. reminds me of the scout in css. I think average shot should be made a fair bit stronger.. and the charged shot should be removed.

Spy: Not as easy as it looks here , this class (at the moment) is a fair bit of luck on how much the enemy team spams. Bit of a learning curve playing this - but its the funnest when you know how! Just remember to uncloak somewhere hidden (whilst disguised) and try to blend in with the enemies.

Overall: 9.5/10

Fun game, so many things in this make you rage but you cannot deny it isn't addictive. Spam needs to be decreased and power level tweaks to make this a competitive game.

If you have the money, buy this game.

pinto · 06-01-2008, 04:35 AM

not bad for an ammatuer, good work :P

Drazt!K · 06-01-2008, 04:45 AM

u think soldier is fustrating ??????? clearly scouts and pyros take that cake,.

vella · 06-01-2008, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pinto

not bad for an ammatuer, good work :P

You mean amateur right?

Salad Fingers · 06-01-2008, 11:17 AM

how does a soldier make you rage......one of the easier classes

empske · 06-01-2008, 11:30 AM

Nice Khepera, I was thinking of doing something similar.

pinto · 06-01-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ortega

You mean amateur, right?

If you're going to correct someones spelling or grammar.....

paX · 06-01-2008, 12:20 PM

A very basic review, but good effort I suppose.

JacksoN · 06-01-2008, 12:23 PM

not bad. You made some of the characters look worse than what they are but I enjoyed it.

And sif change the power sniper shot! Its awsome!

rep[-]tile · 06-01-2008, 01:37 PM

Sniper only class that requires aim? Also, being the Heavies counter-class, removing charged shots will make the sniper rather useless.

Scout requires a fair amount of aim to be effective.

Soldiers are fine, they don't need a change.

Medic is more important that engi.

Decent review for your average pubber, I guess.

LilVampiress · 06-01-2008, 02:19 PM

Demo is well fun!

Not too bad for a review, very brief though.

xRtizzle! · 06-01-2008, 02:21 PM

Short review. T'was ok.

sk0ney · 06-01-2008, 03:11 PM

short review.
could have been alot better and more detailed.

but who am i to talk, i thought about writting up my own, but then i realised i have hardly touched my copy of tf2. AND FOR GOOD REASON!!!

i really wanted to get into this game, but aim is not a big enough factor. if i cant dominate other players with my better aim.. whats the point.. who can spam the quickest?

err no thanks, cod4 is better.

also...

Quote:

Fun game, so many things in this make you rage but you cannot deny it isn't addictive

source makes me rage too, it is also addictive. THIS IMO IS A TERRIBLE DEATH TRAP! i cant stop playing source and it makes me rage on so many occasions, im contemplating using hacks and getting vacced to save myself from the torture...

jth · 06-01-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sk0ney

short review.
could have been alot better and more detailed.

but who am i to talk, i thought about writting up my own, but then i realised i have hardly touched my copy of tf2. AND FOR GOOD REASON!!!

i really wanted to get into this game, but aim is not a big enough factor. if i cant dominate other players with my better aim.. whats the point.. who can spam the quickest?

err no thanks, cod4 is better.

also...

source makes me rage too, it is also addictive. THIS IMO IS A TERRIBLE DEATH TRAP! i cant stop playing source and it makes me rage on so many occasions, im contemplating using hacks and getting vacced to save myself from the torture...

How isn't aim a factor?

It's harder to aim rockets then is to hold down fire in cs. Watch a Q3 Video and get some clue.

sk0ney · 06-01-2008, 03:43 PM

!?@# whats Quake 3 got to do with 1 bulleting some fool in css?
dont tell me to get some clue lol, wtf..

when i say AIM.. i mean AIM!!!

also, kup
u suck
diaf
eat ****

....oh ok, maybe that last one was a bit much, i <3 u, THERE.. happy? now go back to your G rated cartoon game

sk0ney · 06-01-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jth

How isn't aim a factor?

It's harder to aim rockets then is to hold down fire in cs. Watch a Q3 Video and get some clue.

read what i said.. and then read the sentence i bolded for you.
is that what i said?
NO.

'get some clue', thats the worst call ever... ppl should be shot for saying that these days..

jth · 06-01-2008, 04:36 PM

You probably are **** at cs anyway so I don't think your opinion is really valid.

sk0ney · 06-01-2008, 04:39 PM

nah pred sure i smashed u in my last post.
move on

Drazt!K · 06-01-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad Fingers

how does a soldier make you rage......one of the easier classes

yet u still fail.

Salad Fingers · 06-01-2008, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Drazt!K

yet u still fail.

yes..my skills are within the pyro class lolz

xRtizzle! · 06-01-2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad Fingers

yes..my skills are within the pyro class lolz

I thought it was spy. :O

Ordinary · 06-01-2008, 07:06 PM

you should have mentioned retarded critical hits and how much they make you (well, me atleast) rage. take crit out of the game and i will be happy

Salad Fingers · 06-01-2008, 07:17 PM

nah crit is good...wouldnt be a game on the source engine if it didnt have some kind of random feature

swifty69 · 06-01-2008, 08:07 PM

nice review, h8 evry class when ur spy they all suk!
They hav totally lamed it up they hav lowered the points u get, maybe its just me but i kill 20 ppl and have only 16 points WTF, no new maps only good one is dust.
But apart from that it is a fun and addictive game

KhromZ · 06-01-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by swifty69

nice review, h8 evry class when ur spy they all suk!
They hav totally lamed it up they hav lowered the points u get, maybe its just me but i kill 20 ppl and have only 16 points WTF, no new maps only good one is dust.
But apart from that it is a fun and addictive game

Well clearly you didn't kill 20 people then, l2 read the score tab

free|ancer · 06-01-2008, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KhromZ

Well clearly you didn't kill 20 people then, l2 read the score tab

Haha

xRtizzle! · 06-01-2008, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by swifty69

nice review, h8 evry class when ur spy they all suk!
They hav totally lamed it up they hav lowered the points u get, maybe its just me but i kill 20 ppl and have only 16 points WTF, no new maps only good one is dust.
But apart from that it is a fun and addictive game

i bet you didn't backstab them... dud.

Salad Fingers · 06-01-2008, 10:42 PM

its a mathematical impossibility to kill 20 but only have 16 points....

Solus · 06-01-2008, 11:27 PM

He could have cratered 4 times you never know.

LilVampiress · 06-01-2008, 11:41 PM

He probably had assists and doesnt realise they're only 1/2 a point.

rep[-]tile · 06-01-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sk0ney

i really wanted to get into this game, but aim is not a big enough factor. if i cant dominate other players with my better aim.. whats the point.. who can spam the quickest?

So you're saying the top soldiers and demo can't aim? It may not be the CS type aim, but track + preaim IMO is MUCH harder than CS-style aim.
But I guess if your aim is so awesome, you should be a pretty awesome scout, yeah?

Salad Fingers · 06-01-2008, 11:58 PM

reptile....first of all..calm down..

second of all...hes from wa...he doesnt need to aim :P

KhromZ · 07-01-2008, 12:01 AM

the only review on the game you need is that..

Loco.666.Moskau | KhromZ <--- best in Aus

rep[-]tile · 07-01-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad Fingers

second of all...hes from wa...he doesnt need to aim :P

haha, I'm from wa too :> and i get the exact same comments
qq

Salad Fingers · 07-01-2008, 02:52 PM

oh..

well at least u arent from TAS XD

sk0ney · 07-01-2008, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rep[-]tile

So you're saying the top soldiers and demo can't aim? It may not be the CS type aim, but track + preaim IMO is MUCH harder than CS-style aim.
But I guess if your aim is so awesome, you should be a pretty awesome scout, yeah?

no, im not saying soldiers and demo cant aim, but cs aim rewards u for pixel accuracy, whereas TF2's damage models do not reward you as much for lethal hits.

tracking and pre-aiming harder? hardly. thats a moot point. Try out aiming some of australias top css/cs players. If you could just aim a rocket at topguNs feet rather than hit his head whilst he is doing the shuffle all over your ass, things would be easier.

scout is awesome to play. But lacking knowledge of all of the maps is enough to throw your 'aim' out the door. position > aim

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salad Fingers

reptile....first of all..calm down..

second of all...hes from wa...he doesnt need to aim :P

O_O~!
....... *shakes fist*

salad, that junk talk might work on the average WA player, but not on me.. your lucky i have always liked u.. otherwise i would shred you up on the spot with my quick wit and sharp humour.

NashKeLL · 07-01-2008, 07:06 PM

Sweet railgun aim

Ordinary · 07-01-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rep[-]tile

So you're saying the top soldiers and demo can't aim? It may not be the CS type aim, but track + preaim IMO is MUCH harder than CS-style aim.
But I guess if your aim is so awesome, you should be a pretty awesome scout, yeah?

im an awesome scout. in both games WOOP WOOP

Salad Fingers · 07-01-2008, 08:11 PM

i wall in css so tracking and preaiming is no problem for me

unplugged · 07-01-2008, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinto

If you're going to correct someones spelling or grammar.....

someone's*

06-01-2008, 04:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
dickcockballs Honorary Member Credits: / Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: da shufil den Posts: 999 Rep Power: 4	Team Fortress 2 Review. Hey guys just thought i would make a tf2 review, tell me what your opinions are and stuff Gameplay: Alot of fun most of the time, although most of the classes could do with a bit of tweaking.. its mostly spam atm. Classes Scout: Fast little **s that will run circles around you hitting you with a baseball bat Used for capping flags/objectives and getting members of the opposing teams blood pressure up. Soldier:The rocket launcher Best used jumping and spamming at the enemies feet. Get up close to your enemies and be prepared to dominate, this class makes you rage and needs to be changed imo! Pyro: The spys worst enemy. Getting spammed by a randoms flamethrower when disguised Would have to be the most annoying thing ever!. Again: Get up close, spam your enemy = win Demoman: Just when you thought tf2 couldn't get anymore annoying this little guy is armed with auto detonating bombs and sticky bombs. Both like a grenade launcher.. Wouldn't be one of the funnest classes to play. Hwguy: Probably one of my favourites, Slow running speed but when accompanied by a decent medic you can smash face.. Doesn't have an accurate gun - but it has a fast firing rate to make up for it. Engineer: One of the most important members on any team, can make teleports, sentries and dispensers. Setup a dispenser + sentry in a corner and watch out for spys.. Remember to always upgrade your sentries when you can! Medic: Good class, but this is probably not very fun to play.. Constantly holding down mouse1 and getting shot at whilst healing someone. The "ubercharge" gradually increases when you heal someone, and it will make you invincible for a few moments.. Just make sure you stay connected to the person you "ubered" and dominate. The needle gun is ** unless its at very close range. Sniper: Pretty much the only class that requires aim.. reminds me of the scout in css. I think average shot should be made a fair bit stronger.. and the charged shot should be removed. Spy: Not as easy as it looks here , this class (at the moment) is a fair bit of luck on how much the enemy team spams. Bit of a learning curve playing this - but its the funnest when you know how! Just remember to uncloak somewhere hidden (whilst disguised) and try to blend in with the enemies. Overall: 9.5/10 Fun game, so many things in this make you rage but you cannot deny it isn't addictive. Spam needs to be decreased and power level tweaks to make this a competitive game. If you have the money, buy this game. __________________ -=LaTaz PaTaTaZ=-

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Drazt!K Pro Member Credits: / Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Long A Box Posts: 5,363 Rep Power: 12	u think soldier is fustrating ??????? clearly scouts and pyros take that cake,. __________________

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Salad Fingers GotGames Moderator Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SydskeboNNN[2p] Posts: 12,588 Rep Power: 29	how does a soldier make you rage......one of the easier classes __________________ #Team Immunity DeathdoG - Dewshu - Salad - Plagueske - Samikon - InfzoraN Accademy Manager: stEdy Major Sponsor: Intel Minor Sponsor: Geil ................ yeaahhh it was alright

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empske Forum God Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sydney Age: 19 Posts: 11,571 Rep Power: 0	Nice Khepera, I was thinking of doing something similar. __________________ sNs~

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LilVampiress Senior Member Credits: / Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Awesomeville Awesome Age: 20 Posts: 795 Rep Power: 0	Demo is well fun! Not too bad for a review, very brief though. __________________

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pinto Honorary Member Credits: / Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: OUTSIDE LAN CUNT Age: 20 Posts: 1,487 Rep Power: 13	not bad for an ammatuer, good work :P

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paX Honorary Member Credits: / Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,158 Rep Power: 0	A very basic review, but good effort I suppose.

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JacksoN Honorary Member Credits: / Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,570 Rep Power: 5	not bad. You made some of the characters look worse than what they are but I enjoyed it. And sif change the power sniper shot! Its awsome!

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rep[-]tile Novice Member Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 16 Rep Power: 0	Sniper only class that requires aim? Also, being the Heavies counter-class, removing charged shots will make the sniper rather useless. Scout requires a fair amount of aim to be effective. Soldiers are fine, they don't need a change. Medic is more important that engi. Decent review for your average pubber, I guess.

06-01-2008, 02:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
xRtizzle! Honorary Member Credits: / Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: K-town Posts: 1,561 Rep Power: 5	Short review. T'was ok. __________________ RENOWN

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sk0ney Monster Member Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Super Spawn Posts: 2,037 Rep Power: 15	!?@# whats Quake 3 got to do with 1 bulleting some fool in css? dont tell me to get some clue lol, wtf.. when i say AIM.. i mean AIM!!! also, kup u suck diaf eat **** ....oh ok, maybe that last one was a bit much, i <3 u, THERE.. happy? now go back to your G rated cartoon game __________________

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jth Senior Member Credits: / Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 761 Rep Power: 0	You probably are **** at cs anyway so I don't think your opinion is really valid.

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sk0ney Monster Member Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Super Spawn Posts: 2,037 Rep Power: 15	nah pred sure i smashed u in my last post. move on __________________

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Ordinary Pro Member Credits: / Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pants Posts: 5,020 Rep Power: 11	you should have mentioned retarded critical hits and how much they make you (well, me atleast) rage. take crit out of the game and i will be happy __________________ http://www.youtube.com/user/PHILOSOMATIQA

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Salad Fingers GotGames Moderator Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SydskeboNNN[2p] Posts: 12,588 Rep Power: 29	nah crit is good...wouldnt be a game on the source engine if it didnt have some kind of random feature __________________ #Team Immunity DeathdoG - Dewshu - Salad - Plagueske - Samikon - InfzoraN Accademy Manager: stEdy Major Sponsor: Intel Minor Sponsor: Geil ................ yeaahhh it was alright

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swifty69 Junior Member Credits: / Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Humptulips Posts: 69 Rep Power: 0	nice review, h8 evry class when ur spy they all suk! They hav totally lamed it up they hav lowered the points u get, maybe its just me but i kill 20 ppl and have only 16 points WTF, no new maps only good one is dust. But apart from that it is a fun and addictive game __________________ Milk

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Salad Fingers GotGames Moderator Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SydskeboNNN[2p] Posts: 12,588 Rep Power: 29	its a mathematical impossibility to kill 20 but only have 16 points.... __________________ #Team Immunity DeathdoG - Dewshu - Salad - Plagueske - Samikon - InfzoraN Accademy Manager: stEdy Major Sponsor: Intel Minor Sponsor: Geil ................ yeaahhh it was alright

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Solus Green Member Credits: / Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 34 Rep Power: 0	He could have cratered 4 times you never know.

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LilVampiress Senior Member Credits: / Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Awesomeville Awesome Age: 20 Posts: 795 Rep Power: 0	He probably had assists and doesnt realise they're only 1/2 a point. __________________

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Salad Fingers GotGames Moderator Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SydskeboNNN[2p] Posts: 12,588 Rep Power: 29	reptile....first of all..calm down.. second of all...hes from wa...he doesnt need to aim :P __________________ #Team Immunity DeathdoG - Dewshu - Salad - Plagueske - Samikon - InfzoraN Accademy Manager: stEdy Major Sponsor: Intel Minor Sponsor: Geil ................ yeaahhh it was alright

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KhromZ Monster Member Credits: / Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Not Tasmania >.> Age: 20 Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 7	the only review on the game you need is that.. Loco.666.Moskau \| KhromZ <--- best in Aus __________________ http://bfbc2.statsverse.com/sig/deta...Khromosone.png

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Salad Fingers GotGames Moderator Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SydskeboNNN[2p] Posts: 12,588 Rep Power: 29	oh.. well at least u arent from TAS XD __________________ #Team Immunity DeathdoG - Dewshu - Salad - Plagueske - Samikon - InfzoraN Accademy Manager: stEdy Major Sponsor: Intel Minor Sponsor: Geil ................ yeaahhh it was alright

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NashKeLL Honorary Member Credits: / Join Date: May 2006 Location: Perth Posts: 1,487 Rep Power: 6	Sweet railgun aim __________________

07-01-2008, 08:11 PM	#39 (permalink)
Salad Fingers GotGames Moderator Credits: / Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SydskeboNNN[2p] Posts: 12,588 Rep Power: 29	i wall in css so tracking and preaiming is no problem for me __________________ #Team Immunity DeathdoG - Dewshu - Salad - Plagueske - Samikon - InfzoraN Accademy Manager: stEdy Major Sponsor: Intel Minor Sponsor: Geil ................ yeaahhh it was alright