My mum and Michael Jackson

**tasker** · 26-02-2009 03:08 PM

Maz did some research.

Together they have four children: two daughters, (born 1999) and (born 2007) and two sons, (born 2001) and (born 2003).

What was the name of her daughter MAZ?

**fisker** · 26-02-2009 04:14 PM

o.O ...

**ampz** · 26-02-2009 04:45 PM

lol good story, wow if MJ took your mum out for a drink she must be Mint

**Mzrkst** · 26-02-2009 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by tasker

Maz did some research.

Together they have four children: two daughters, (born 1999) and (born 2007) and two sons, (born 2001) and (born 2003).

What was the name of her daughter MAZ?

Michelle

Edit- lolwut. The full story is, I went to primary school with this girl who I was friends with, her mother was friends with my mother. The mother of this girl claimed to be Nicole Kidmans sister. Anyway I saw her again when I was 13 and I dated her for a couple of months. Nothing serious as I was 13. The girls name was Michelle, she lived in Tewantin, which is located on the Sunshine Coast in QLD and went to Tewantin State School. Then went to Noosa District High School. She would be 20/21 at the moment. Why would I lie about something like this?

2nd Edit - I asked my mother just then and she also said she claimed to be Nicole Kidmans sister, but is not sure what to think now. So I don't know. It was 7+ years ago I believe what I am told.

**Mzrkst** · 26-02-2009 08:50 PM

Who is this Fisker downy anyways?

**fisker** · 26-02-2009 11:56 PM

LOL nice cover up

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by fisker

LOL nice cover up

Why would I cover anything up? You are obviously a retard.

**Smith** · 27-02-2009 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by __shaZAM

had lunch with hakeem olajuwon in paris

sup

Originally Posted by tasker

Had to google who that was.

Shame on you.

Hak33m the dr33m! So lucky.

**shazam!** · 27-02-2009 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by Smith

Shame on you.

Hak33m the dr33m! So lucky.

hakeem and mookie blaylock hmmmm yum

**tasker** · 27-02-2009 10:15 AM

Shame none of Antonia Kidman, Nicoles 1 and only sister has any kids called michelle, I think she was delusional champ sozz.

Originally Posted by Smith

Shame on you.

Hak33m the dr33m! So lucky.

Unfortunately basketball is one of the rare sports i don't follow.

Duno maybe i'm a racist though.

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by tasker

Shame none of Antonia Kidman, Nicoles 1 and only sister has any kids called michelle, I think she was delusional champ sozz.

Unfortunately basketball is one of the rare sports i don't follow.

Duno maybe i'm a racist though.

LOL I have been trolled, INRL!

Time to take that one out of my story book.

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Mazerk1St

LOL I have been trolled, INRL!

Time to take that one out of my story book.

yerrr man lyk i fingered jennifer love-hewitts sister

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by fisker

yerrr man lyk i fingered jennifer love-hewitts sister

haha you are really funny.

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:12 PM

AnD ShE LyK LoVeD iT

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Mazerk1St

haha you are really funny.

and you talk a lot of shit. Donttt worry bruhhhz GoTgaMeS ThInKs YoUr E-PeNiS Musst be huge you LyK "dated" nicole kidmas neice.

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by fisker

AnD ShE LyK LoVeD iT

I am sure she did, with an amazingly attractive male, who is incredibly intelligent and awesome like yourself doing it, who wouldn't?

**StrangeR_** · 27-02-2009 06:15 PM

phil rudd, the drummer from ac dc is my uncle

**FifaPro09** · 27-02-2009 06:16 PM

i threw steve waugh back a tennis ball he was playing beach cricket with his family at patonga with. I felt like an australian fielder!

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mazerk1St

I am sure she did, with an amazingly attractive male, who is incredibly intelligent and awesome like yourself doing it, who wouldn't?

Hey im not the one making up fake stories of women because im lacking in the "getting laid" department.... itssss okay buddy maybe you`ll meet ThE GiRL oV YoUr DrEaMzzzz on gotgames, JuSt MaYBeee....

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:18 PM

women? my bad.. I mean girls...

She was like 8 yeah? LOL

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:19 PM

Better go ask your mum about this one too.. AHAHAHAH

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by fisker

Hey im not the one making up fake stories of women because im lacking in the "getting laid" department.... itssss okay buddy maybe you`ll meet ThE GiRL oV YoUr DrEaMzzzz on gotgames, JuSt MaYBeee....

Originally Posted by fisker

women? my bad.. I mean girls...

She was like 8 yeah? LOL

Originally Posted by fisker

Better go ask your mum about this one too.. AHAHAHAH

You don't have many chances left my friend. Instead of posting on here, you should attempt to remove your priest grandfathers fist that is currently located inside your rectal passage, as it is effecting your ability to be able to consume and regurgitate information to a level that is fit for the average reader to diagnose. As your new, I am going to give you a small amount of a break. Don't expect this to continue for long though.

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 06:30 PM

Does the truth hurt?

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:46 PM

LOL burning aren't ya?
It's okay who cares that you lied about "dating" nicole kidmans neice, don't worry ive tried to make my self sound cool before aswell....

you got caught out, and you're still burning, GET OVER IT.

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:48 PM

I gave you +REP because i feel sorry for you.

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 06:52 PM

Your a nerd mate. It is friday and your still trying to banter me over the internet. I have been out with my boys getting pussy all day, and you know what I am about to go out and do the same now. While you sit around masturbating to pictures of your 12 year old cousin, I am out smashing bad bitches and feeling sorry for nerds like you.

This is me and my boys about to go out on the town. Have fun at your computer virgin.

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mazerk1St

Your a nerd mate. It is friday and your still trying to banter me over the internet. I have been out with my boys getting pussy all day, and you know what I am about to go out and do the same now. While you sit around masturbating to pictures of your 12 year old cousin, I am out smashing bad bitches and feeling sorry for nerds like you.

This is me and my boys about to go out on the town. Have fun at your computer virgin.

AHAHAHAHAHA nice.... Waitttt weren't you the guy who claimed he slept with nicole kidmans niece????.... ON A FORUM?? LOL

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 07:01 PM

MuSt GeT ALL Da CHiCkiE BaBeZZzzZZ

**hazfkN** · 27-02-2009 07:10 PM

My cousin was on big brother (Dino) and i met Zlatan Ibrahimovic (bosnian-croatian-swedish soccer player) in Germany.

**Mzrkst** · 27-02-2009 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by fisker

AHAHAHAHAHA nice.... Waitttt weren't you the guy who claimed he slept with nicole kidmans niece????.... ON A FORUM?? LOL

Lucky for you my boys are running late as they are a bit held up with some Asian girls. You really need to get out more mate, go out get some pussy, whether is be fat pussy, dirty pussy or hairy pussy. You just need to loose those V Plates hanging over your head. Do me a favor champ, go outside. Fucking nerds like you wreck our country.

This is me and the two chicks I was banging last week. Go outside you goose.

**hazfkN** · 27-02-2009 07:16 PM

is that fake tan or what? rofl

**fisker** · 27-02-2009 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Mazerk1St

Lucky for you my boys are running late as they are a bit held up with some Asian girls. You really need to get out more mate, go out get some pussy, whether is be fat pussy, dirty pussy or hairy pussy. You just need to loose those V Plates hanging over your head. Do me a favor champ, go outside. Fucking nerds like you wreck our country.

This is me and the chick I was banging last week sitting behind me. Go outside you goose.

why do you bother to put in commas and fullstops if your spelling is fucking SHITHOUSE(you're autistic i know), everyone's a nerd if youre comparing them to yourself, because you are FUCKING stupid.
2nd of all youre the guy lying about getting laid.. on a FORUM... you FUCKING nerd.

DW MAN YOURE COOL.

LOL.