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    Talking Getting my self a Sperm facial asap

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    Thursday, May 28, 2009

    No-one said the quest for eternal youth was going to be easy but, really, does it have to be quite so off-putting? The latest bizarre beauty treatment to hit the United States is the "sperm" facial.
    A Norwegian company, aptly named Bioforskning, has synthesised a compound found in the little swimmers and claims the resulting concoction is the ultimate new wrinkle-busting antioxidant. The formula is the foundation for the latest "in" treatment, stateside.
    The company has synthesised spermine, an organic compound found in sperm, and used it as an ingredient in its SkinScience range of serums, skin creams and eye creams. New York magazine reports New York City's Townhouse Spa offers spermine treatments, where the cream is slathered over skin then ultrasound and infrared light is used to help the product penetrate the lipid barrier.
    This isn't the first time male "by-products" have been touted as a beauty wonder. Cosmetic company SkinMedica made a name for itself when it admitted its TNS Recovery Complex was formulated with harvested foreskin cells.
    If the idea of sperm doesn't grab you, how about the bird-poo facial which involves having powdered nightingale faeces slapped on your face. Or what about the snail-secretion facial which has been conjured by Townhouse Spa. Whatever happened to good old cucumber slices and mashed avocado?
    WBU?


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    So this is why pornstars always look so youthful.

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    kk. your sister said she needed me to help with hers.
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    Uh............. Cool?

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    subnoize must be super hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hinksy View Post
    kk. your sister said she needed me to help with hers.
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    kk. your mum said she needed me to help with hers.
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    OOH BURN

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    Their source of sperm: Gamers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pavlova View Post
    kk. your mum said she needed me to help with hers.
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    OOH BURN
    I actually wrote the same post, but came to the conclusion that mother didnt suit, so I wrote sister.

    You sir have failed, good day.

    On a lighter note;

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    NFLAME is actually 47...

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    wow....ok

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    dont lie.. u guys use it all the time to help out ur skin needs
    and face it,
    its free lol....

    true though porno stars do have good skin lol...
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    Me? I'd prefer the bird poo facial tbh.

    But in all seriousness, why can't people just be happy with how they look. People constantly trying to find ways to cure "aging" well guess what, it happens to all of us so suck it up and move along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RusherPRO View Post
    NFLAME is actually 47...
    hehehHEHEhehehEH

    i wouldnt cop a load in the face if i were u, ur pastey enough as it is (azitiz?)

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    Thanks for the news. Been looking for a newer alternative to freashen my skin.

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