Last night, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.
After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.
The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
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*DEAD* outraged gamer: my aim was about as successful as your tv show
*DEAD* junglist: oh dear
W T F
Cool.
WHAT
THE
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Relevance to flying scorpion: 0
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The flying scorpion, sounds sexual.
yes, yes, Y E S
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Haha legendary!
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lol , stupid scorpinos
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Anyone else watching the story of the lizard duct taped to the car on channel 10 tonight?
Oh yeah flying scorpions are common in my area, you can always tell when there is storm coming because there is flocks of scorpions flying in the opposite direction.
epic thread. ^haha tc
hahaha thats mad
oh wait its just a grenade..
Scorpion cruelty !
lololol thats C00l
hahaha
fuck summer
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Last edited by shotty tomato; 20-01-2009 at 06:25 PM. Reason: swear filter is there for a reason
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damn that scorpion is cool
David Hussey is an absolute freakshow!
That is the best idea in the world.
this coming october
i had a scorpion for about 3 weeks then it died :<
Sweet
LOL WTF
statuspoo.
Lol that is so awesome
LOL thats mad
hahaha it fuking hates u now
hahah lock lmao
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Perhaps a close-up:
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