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Last night, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
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The flying scorpion, sounds sexual.
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Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing? Is the unified theory so compelling that it brings about its own existence? Or does it need a Creator, and, if so, does he have any other effect on the universe? And who created him?
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EDIT: First interesting thing i've read on these forums for quite some time. Thank you sb
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Anyone else watching the story of the lizard duct taped to the car on channel 10 tonight?
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Oh yeah flying scorpions are common in my area, you can always tell when there is storm coming because there is flocks of scorpions flying in the opposite direction.
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i had a scorpion for about 3 weeks then it died :<
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LOL thats mad
hahaha it fuking hates u now
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Perhaps a close-up:
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